Where this goes wrong
Swapping period and group. Period 3, group 17 names a row, then a column: chlorine. Reversed it names nothing: the table holds 7 periods, and no period 17 exists. Period counts rows; group counts columns.
Filing hydrogen with the alkali metals. Hydrogen sits over group 1, but it is a colorless nonmetal gas. The alkali family starts at lithium.
Stretching the staircase. The metalloids are exactly B, Si, Ge, As, Sb, Te. Aluminum touches the line and is still a metal: household foil, an excellent conductor. Membership is the list, not proximity.
Expecting row-mates to behave alike. Sodium and chlorine share period 3: a soft metal stored under oil, and a corrosive yellow-green gas. Alike runs down a column, never across a row.